King of the Hill

The other day I was driving to work. Mind you it takes me over an hour to get to work and 95% of the trip is through the country. As I was passing a very familiar pasture where there are plenty of cows I saw one cow higher than the others. As I drew nearer I saw that there was an orange hill surrounded by beautiful green grass. This was not the odd part.... there was one solitary cow at the very top of the little hill and all of the other cows were making futile attempts to reach the top. I truly believe this is why the hill has no grass... all of the hooves scraping and clawing to get to the top. Who knew that a cow could have a seniority complex!